FIJ

December 25th - January 21st

Ruling Element: Ether

Ruling Planet: Planet X

FIJs are the most likely to scream into the void and mean it. Born under the elusive element of Ether, FIJs float through life like they’ve always been on hold with an awful corporation’s customer service that never answers. They exist in multiple purple dimensions, none of which seem to care if they’re late. They believe that the purpleverse is a glitch in an otherwise perfect system, but they’re too busy lucid dreaming about all the kinds of peanut butter to fix it.

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